The best thing since sliced bread!? Sliced bread!

I went to the local bakery the other day and asked for a half loaf. The girl at the counter said "I haven't got a half loaf, but i've got this one that I sliced the wrong way for a customer, you can have it for half price."


I've been making the best Peanut Butter on toast....

And sausage sandwiches I could only dream of before! I'm going to ask that nice girl to mess up the cutting machine from now on!